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"A morning without coffee
is like sleep."
War Stress Relief
"In Seattle you haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine
while it's running." ~Jeff Bezos
This page has two messages: (1) Humor. Funny coffee quotes that hopefully make you chuckle.
(2) A gentle request for a very modest donation (95 cents or $4.95) to help with the costs and time involved with this project.
The 95 cents is about the cost of a cup of coffee at SuperAmerica and $4.95 will buy a modest bag of coffee although I must say, I do like my StarBux French Roast or Espresso. However, being diabetic, I am better off mostly having Green tea or Oolong tea.
Anyway, as much as I would appreciate any assistance with this project, the best donation you can make is to get someone you know to list themselves on this site to help our soldiers and their families.
Thanks for visiting!
C. Devin Hastings
More Funny Coffee Quotes--click here
"One 95 cent cup of coffee for the guy with bloodshot eyes please."
"Buy that guy a $4.95 bag of coffee. He's got more work to do."
"Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever."
"Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before."
"I make serious coffee - so strong it wakes up the neighbors."
"In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like other than coffee-flavour."
"I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee." ~Carly Simon
"Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven." ~Jessi Lane Adams
"Coffee, n. break fluid."
These and other great quotes found at The Quote Garden.
"Could you please buy my daddy just one tiny, little 95 cent cup of coffee
so he is awake enough to change my diaper without having any accidents? Thank you."
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